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Today's entry was written by Moose. His interdisciplinary Arts paper came across my desk and I knew I just had to include it. Plus, I was too lazy to write something myself. Before posting his assignment, I met with Moose for a short interview.
Me: Why tow trucks
Moose: I was drinking a beer and I had an epiphany. I have to write another paper in 2 weeks about what is the meaning of the tow truck it's going to be awesome!
Me: Can I post this in my blog?
Moose: Yes! I've worked so hard on it today, I've been drinking all afternoon and wrote it in 15 mins. Thank you natural light! Put something like.. I'm single and desperate and on the verge of curing cancer and having more beer money than anyone in Athens.
Me: Are you planning on passing this assignment?
Moose: Yea why? I'll get an A. I wrote about the lesbian poster last time and why parking meters are art. She took my paper out of everyone's and talked about it for an hour.
Moose's entry is completely unedited, because I was too lazy to do that too. I hope you enjoy it.
Seductively Fashionable
Throughout our wonderful world there are thousands of different ways to commute from one area to another. Trains, planes, trikes and bikes are just a few of these wondrous ways to travel. In general, only high end cars such as Ferraris and Porsches are commonly considered as art. However, there is one beautiful transportation device that is often never thought of as art. Its the one vehicle that towers over all others because it has the godly ability to devour other vehicles. This glorious piece of art would be the tow truck.
Throughout the beautiful small town of Athens, Ohio one will have the opportunity to witness true artwork. The tow truck is often viewed from any street corner and is a relic to the history of the town. Tow trucks come in a wide variety of colors, except in the Athens area where they are usually a beautiful and vibrant redjust like a blooming rose. This rose of a vehicle has a box-like shape with silver wheels that lend an added sparkle to its beauty. Logos and other designs are incorporated into the vibrant color to promote a happy and friendly feeling from the truck. On the roof of the truck lies another mystical feature. Flashing lights with a brisk tangerine color enlighten the surrounding areas with a pulsing and throbbing sense of energy. Tow trucks produce different sounds from normal vehicles as well as scents. There is nothing sweet about the scent of the trucks fumes, but it does give a feel of power and lust. In sunlight, a soft and gentle shadow is cast on the ground that reveals a silhouette. This silhouette brings a sense of unity between the truck and the environment. Its as if it was meant to be there, just like a tree in the forest.
Perhaps the most important part of the tow truck is the driver, which is in fact the focal point. Often the driver resembles a plumber, but in reality he is a completely different person. Drivers of the infamous tow truck radiate a sense of hard work and devotion to the art of towing. The fame of being a tow truck driver requires attire that is not that of a school teacher, business major or doctor, but that of a tow truck driver. Todays drivers have created their own special line of designer apparel that is appealing even to the everyday supermodel. With dark, slick, grease stained clothes and the professional button down polyester shirt, the tow truck driver is a knight of true art and creativity.
In writing this paper great knowledge was gained in the business of art. It was not necessarily what was learned from the art, but opening the mind to realize all the different objects of life that can be considered art. The tow truck for example has never been considered as art by anyone until the creation of paper. If people were more open-minded then other great masterpieces like the tow truck would be realized and credit would be given to their creators for such a great services to society. In time, even this paper will be considered a work of art.
Quote of the day:
"Sometimes it doesn't matter what the color of a person's skin is". - Frank Keating (R) Former Governor of Oklahoma 4/17/2005 on FOX News
Me: Why tow trucks
Moose: I was drinking a beer and I had an epiphany. I have to write another paper in 2 weeks about what is the meaning of the tow truck it's going to be awesome!
Me: Can I post this in my blog?
Moose: Yes! I've worked so hard on it today, I've been drinking all afternoon and wrote it in 15 mins. Thank you natural light! Put something like.. I'm single and desperate and on the verge of curing cancer and having more beer money than anyone in Athens.
Me: Are you planning on passing this assignment?
Moose: Yea why? I'll get an A. I wrote about the lesbian poster last time and why parking meters are art. She took my paper out of everyone's and talked about it for an hour.
Moose's entry is completely unedited, because I was too lazy to do that too. I hope you enjoy it.
Seductively Fashionable
Throughout our wonderful world there are thousands of different ways to commute from one area to another. Trains, planes, trikes and bikes are just a few of these wondrous ways to travel. In general, only high end cars such as Ferraris and Porsches are commonly considered as art. However, there is one beautiful transportation device that is often never thought of as art. Its the one vehicle that towers over all others because it has the godly ability to devour other vehicles. This glorious piece of art would be the tow truck.
Throughout the beautiful small town of Athens, Ohio one will have the opportunity to witness true artwork. The tow truck is often viewed from any street corner and is a relic to the history of the town. Tow trucks come in a wide variety of colors, except in the Athens area where they are usually a beautiful and vibrant redjust like a blooming rose. This rose of a vehicle has a box-like shape with silver wheels that lend an added sparkle to its beauty. Logos and other designs are incorporated into the vibrant color to promote a happy and friendly feeling from the truck. On the roof of the truck lies another mystical feature. Flashing lights with a brisk tangerine color enlighten the surrounding areas with a pulsing and throbbing sense of energy. Tow trucks produce different sounds from normal vehicles as well as scents. There is nothing sweet about the scent of the trucks fumes, but it does give a feel of power and lust. In sunlight, a soft and gentle shadow is cast on the ground that reveals a silhouette. This silhouette brings a sense of unity between the truck and the environment. Its as if it was meant to be there, just like a tree in the forest.
Perhaps the most important part of the tow truck is the driver, which is in fact the focal point. Often the driver resembles a plumber, but in reality he is a completely different person. Drivers of the infamous tow truck radiate a sense of hard work and devotion to the art of towing. The fame of being a tow truck driver requires attire that is not that of a school teacher, business major or doctor, but that of a tow truck driver. Todays drivers have created their own special line of designer apparel that is appealing even to the everyday supermodel. With dark, slick, grease stained clothes and the professional button down polyester shirt, the tow truck driver is a knight of true art and creativity.
In writing this paper great knowledge was gained in the business of art. It was not necessarily what was learned from the art, but opening the mind to realize all the different objects of life that can be considered art. The tow truck for example has never been considered as art by anyone until the creation of paper. If people were more open-minded then other great masterpieces like the tow truck would be realized and credit would be given to their creators for such a great services to society. In time, even this paper will be considered a work of art.
Quote of the day:
"Sometimes it doesn't matter what the color of a person's skin is". - Frank Keating (R) Former Governor of Oklahoma 4/17/2005 on FOX News
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